||The train operator blew the horn as the train approached
and Captain Destructo got all bent out of shape with excitement. [Awwwwwwww!]
||"Oh, look!" I said. "The
swans are swimming to the train!"
||And it was at that moment that the train operator threw
them big chunks of French bread. The swan on the left grabbed his
and swam off triumphantly. Clearly, these are the best fed swans in
||Your friendly neighborhood swan-feeding train operator.